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2008 Viewings

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Angus, Thongs & Perfect Snogging B (AL)

Australia D+ (AL)

The Baader Meinhof Complex C (AL)

The Bank Job C+ (AL)

Body of Lies A- (AL)

Burn After Reading C- (AL)

Changeling B (AL)

Che: Part One D+ (AL)

Cloverfield C+ (AL) A+ (ME)

The Curious Case of Benjamin Button D (AL)

The Dark Knight B- (AL) B+ (ME)

Death Race D+ (AL)

Defiance D (AL)

Donkey Punch F (AL)

Doubt B+(AL)

Eagle Eye D (AL)

Easy Virtue D (AL)

Elegy A (AL)

The Fall A- (AL)

The Forbidden Kingdom D- (AL)

Frost/Nixon A- (AL)

Frozen River B (AL)

Get Smart D (AL)

Ghost Town B+ (AL)

Gomorrah B (AL)

Hancock A- (AL) B+ (ME)

Happy-Go-Lucky B+(AL)

Hellboy II: The Golden Army A- (AL)

In Bruges D- (AL)

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull B- (AL)

I've Loved You So Long A (AL)

Journey to the Centre of the Earth (3D) F (AL)

Lakeview Terrace B- (AL)

Let the Right One In B- (AL)

Mamma Mia! D (AL)

Man on Wire B+(AL)

Married Life B- (AL)

Milk B (AL)

Nick & Norah's Infinite Playlist C- (AL)

The Orphanage B- (ME)

Pineapple Express D- (AL)

Pride and Glory D (AL)

OSS117: Cairo - Nest of Spies D+ (AL)

Quantum of Solace C+ (AL)

Quarantine B- (AL)

Rambo D+ (AL)

The Reader D+ (AL)

[Rec] A (AL) A+ (ME)

Redbelt C (AL)

Revolutionary Road A (AL)

Role Models B (AL)

Sex and the City B+ (AL)

Shine a Light A (AL)

Slumdog Millionaire B+ (AL)

Taken C+ (AL)

Teeth B+ (AL)

Tropic Thunder B (AL)

Twilight B+ (AL)

Valkyrie C- (AL)

Vicky Cristina Barcelona A+ (AL)

The Visitor A- (AL)

The Wackness B- (AL)

Wall*E B+ (AL)

Wanted C+ (AL)

Wendy and Lucy C+ (AL)

What Happened in Vegas B- (ME)

The Wrestler A (AL)

 

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What Happens in Vegas

USA, 2008

Director:

Tom Vaughan

Starring:

Cameron Diaz
Ashton Kutcher
Lake Bell
Rob Corddry

Matt: B-

Adam: -

   

 

I struggle to find a lot to say about Rom Coms. I really thought I would hate this but have to - begrudgingly - admit that I enjoyed it, though it certainly won't be changing my life.

This has literally the worst plot in film history. Jack (Kutcher) and Joy (Diaz) meet in Vegas, get drunk and get married. They then realise they hate each other, whilst standing next to a slot machine. Joy gives Jack her last quarter as they march of, in total hostility, to get as far away from each other as possible. Jack puts said quarter in said slot machine and wins 3 million dollars. Both claim the money. It ends up in court. A judge with the combined intelligence and legal insight of Sarah Palin and my arse then decides that he can somehow freeze the money and force the two of them to live together and 'work' at the marriage, otherwise they will never get the money back. 'Hilarity' (well, its never quite hilarity, but it's decent entertainment) ensues and the inevitable happens which I won't write because you've already guessed it.

Despite this absurdity, this really isn't a bad film, which is saying something because so many of these films are really really bad. This is enjoyable and it passed the time nicely. Kutcher's character is utterly obnoxious and hugely grates on you until he wakes up to himself but, that aside, the whole thing is, generally speaking, an enjoyable 'romp' even if the performers and cinematographer won't be winning any MyFilmVault awards in 2008. All in all, a nice way to spend an even being distracted from all this constant nonsense and bullshit about the credit crunch. Anything that can take you away from that for an hour or two can't be all bad.

ME